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rockdawg21
04-21-2010, 02:51 AM
Which side of the fence are you on?

If you have ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test! Lot of truth here!


If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a liberal is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
If a liberal doesn't like a talk show host, he demands that those he doesn't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
If a liberal is a non-believer, he wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a liberal decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
If a liberal reads this, he will delete it because he's "offended".

Well I forwarded it to you so there you go.

NateR
04-21-2010, 03:26 AM
I think this has been posted before, but it's still worth reading again. :laugh:

I actually agree with just about every point made.

rockdawg21
04-21-2010, 04:37 AM
It may have been me, but it's worth posting again :wink:

Buzzard
04-21-2010, 05:56 AM
It may have been me, but it's worth posting again :wink:

I have my chair precariously balanced on that fence. On some issues I take a more conservative stance, and vice versa. I see humor in it, but very little truth.

donaldbreland
04-21-2010, 06:10 AM
I have my chair precariously balanced on that fence. On some issues I take a more conservative stance, and vice versa. I see humor in it, but very little truth.

Wow Buzzard. I think we are starting to get to you lol :laugh:. I like to think I am conservative. I know my views are sometimes if not often criticized but I just want whats best for our country and want what are forefathers wanted and fought so hard for.

Tyburn
04-21-2010, 12:34 PM
Our Political Parties are a little different.

When I get Angry and fed up it becomes UKIP :laugh: ...we've all thought at one point or other to just throwing away our Vote on the BNP out of spite at the current Administration I'm sure.

But on a Normal day I'm Liberal Democrat on the Tory end...which is the Centrist party between Labour and Tory

rearnakedchoke
04-21-2010, 02:09 PM
I don't think there is a lot of truth to this ...

atomdanger
04-21-2010, 06:19 PM
I will leave in the ones I agree with.


If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
(But I do own guns)

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
(I was a vegetarian for a while)

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
(I earned everything I have)

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
(Agreed)

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
(Agreed, and spent time away from church)

If a liberal decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
(I pay for your kids school, your roads, etc.... We should all pitch
in for healthcare, working or in college US citizens only)

Buzzard
04-21-2010, 10:56 PM
Wow Buzzard. I think we are starting to get to you lol :laugh:. I like to think I am conservative. I know my views are sometimes if not often criticized but I just want whats best for our country and want what are forefathers wanted and fought so hard for.

Nah, I don't think you're getting to me because I have held these opinions long before I ever became a member here.:wink: I just tend to argue points that I don't agree with and keep from commenting on those I do agree with. Heck, sometimes I will argue against a point I agree with just for a challenge.:)

Neezar
04-22-2010, 12:40 AM
If a liberal decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.
(I pay for your kids school, your roads, etc.... We should all pitch
in for healthcare, working or in college US citizens only)

Looks like the joke is going to be on all who believed they would actually get free healthcare.

Dethbob
04-22-2010, 08:35 PM
I don't think there is a lot of truth to this ...

Which part? And why not? I found some humor/truth in it, but then Iím fairly conservative.

Miss Foxy
04-22-2010, 09:18 PM
Conservative.. First time in my life I would admit that.. lol..:ashamed: