View Full Version : The Promise Land

04-05-2010, 10:58 PM
This was sent to me in an email , Thought it was funny enough to share

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel " pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land".
Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the promised land".
Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land!
Furthermore, I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc.... I called Lifeline, the suicide help line. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.

They all got excited and asked if I could drive a truck....

04-05-2010, 11:34 PM
Thanks, I sent that to everybody on my list!

04-06-2010, 12:02 AM
:laugh::laugh::laugh: Mac....that's awesome.


04-06-2010, 12:11 AM
Good one, Mac! :laugh:

04-06-2010, 03:59 AM
I coppied and pasted this to my facebook:cool:

Shoots like a girl
04-06-2010, 07:08 PM
Ahaha! Hilarious! Everyone in my office thought I was losing it I was laughing so hard! :w00t: