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snakerattle79
11-30-2009, 07:21 AM
AdultFYI - In Progress: Grand Vizier Reports as War Machine Goes Berserk At Industry Party; Goes After Derek (http://adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38765)

So much for War Machine's porn career.

The Grand Vizier woke me up out of a sound slumber early Sunday morning and just gave me these highlights with promise of more to follow:

"This looked like something out of a bad Vince McMahon script as this guy War Machine went nuts and began taking everyone on at this party," The Vizier says. "We're talking multiple assaults and battery with the cops after him."

"War Machine’s own agent, Derek Hay, looked to be the primary target with a couple of shots to the head. Mika Tan’s Ex was KO’d as well & sent to hospital."

“I never saw anything like it,” continued The Vizier. “War Machine was in kill mode. His fists were lethal weapons. Anyone who tried to get between him and Derek got taken down – hard.”

Country Breakfast
11-30-2009, 07:26 AM
Sounds about right.:rolleyes:

Buc Nasty
11-30-2009, 11:56 AM
Someone needs to put him and Junie in a main event! :laugh:

Seriously though, I hope both guys get jailed and butt-raped daily as punishment, they deserve it.

billwilliams70
11-30-2009, 03:31 PM
He's got some serious issues.

Later.

Llamafighter
11-30-2009, 04:30 PM
Sounds about right.:rolleyes:

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

Tyburn
11-30-2009, 07:10 PM
Someone needs to put him and Junie in a main event! :laugh:

Seriously though, I hope both guys get jailed and butt-raped daily as punishment, they deserve it.

:laugh::laugh:

You know, the guy is seriously off the rails. He needs to be sectioned...do you guys have that in the US? he needs putting in a streaght jacket and leaving in a small padded cell, he'll go mad, leave him until he's blown himself out of energy...and then he needs to start answering for his crimes.

County Mike
11-30-2009, 07:19 PM
Really though. Who HASN'T gone berserk at a porn party?

Preach
11-30-2009, 07:50 PM
:laugh::laugh:Really though. Who HASN'T gone berserk at a porn party?

Chuck
11-30-2009, 09:43 PM
AdultFYI - In Progress: Grand Vizier Reports as War Machine Goes Berserk At Industry Party; Goes After Derek (http://adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=38765)

Hmmmm..... so what exactly were you Googling when you found this?? :D

Silverback
11-30-2009, 11:38 PM
Hmmmm..... so what exactly were you Googling when you found this?? :D

Thats the question that must be answered, you have the floor!!:whip:

Vizion
12-01-2009, 12:13 PM
That kid has more than just a drug/drinking problem...he needs help :cry:

Tyburn
12-01-2009, 12:24 PM
That kid has more than just a drug/drinking problem...he needs help :cry:

I think its gone a little beyond that now. First he needs restraining and removing from the general public.

I'm sure he was offered help after last time, I know ive said I think the UFC should have offered him help a long time ago and didnt...but he's since been in trouble where its pretty much standard procedure to be offered som kinda help.

Now he needs to be removed and dealt with :unsure-1:

rockdawg21
12-01-2009, 05:11 PM
Sounds like my normal day in the studio.

VCURamFan
12-01-2009, 06:00 PM
Sounds like my normal day in the studio.

Sounds like you & I need to hang out more!:laugh:

atomdanger
12-01-2009, 06:45 PM
This is from the party before he snapped.
O_o
Nobody saw it coming? lol

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/87918/war_machine_halee_james_1.jpg

TENNESSEAN
12-01-2009, 06:50 PM
i shoulder punched him at ufc 98. he seemed to take it pretty good.

VCURamFan
12-01-2009, 07:10 PM
i shoulder punched him at ufc 98. he seemed to take it pretty good.

This just in: War Machine's psychotic break has been linked to sever trauma at the hands of a ginger!

TENNESSEAN
12-01-2009, 07:25 PM
This just in: War Machine's psychotic break has been linked to sever trauma at the hands of a ginger!

:laugh:amy said im not:tongue0011:

VCURamFan
12-01-2009, 07:27 PM
:laugh:amy said im not:tongue0011:

Yeah, I read that after I came up with the idea for this. I figured it was too good to pass up!:tongue0011:

TENNESSEAN
12-01-2009, 07:29 PM
Yeah, I read that after I came up with the idea for this. I figured it was too good to pass up!:tongue0011:

you where right

TexasRN
12-01-2009, 07:56 PM
:laugh:amy said im not:tongue0011:


:laugh::laugh::laugh:

But did you traumatize that poor boy? :huh:


~Amy

TENNESSEAN
12-01-2009, 08:39 PM
:laugh::laugh::laugh:

But did you traumatize that poor boy? :huh:


~Amy

I can only hope so.

atomdanger
12-01-2009, 10:05 PM
Aftermath

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID29414/slideshows/war-machine-porn-party-2.jpg

atomdanger
12-02-2009, 12:05 AM
Naturally the former fighter went right to his Twitter account to gloat about the beatdown he gave to the unsuspecting party-goers. That Tweet joins a long list of other pathetic nuggets about him killing himself and being an Alpha Male, etc.

War Machine is currently wanted by the Las Vegas police for his involvement in last Saturday's melee. If you're unfortunate enough to know where this reject is hiding, you can inform the authorities by calling 702-385-5555.

Hopefully this clown can be detained before he ends up killing someone. At this point it seems like it's only a matter of time.

From CP

J.B.
12-02-2009, 01:09 AM
This is from the party before he snapped.
O_o
Nobody saw it coming? lol

http://cdn2.sbnation.com/fan_shot_images/87918/war_machine_halee_james_1.jpg

LV Cops are considering him armed and dangerous...looks like he's on the run...

http://www.kvbc.com/Global/story.asp?S=11593410

rockdawg21
12-02-2009, 01:56 AM
I guess he didn't get laid. If I went to a porn party and didn't get laid, I'd start laying people out too.

J.B.
12-02-2009, 11:09 AM
I guess he didn't get laid. If I went to a porn party and didn't get laid, I'd start laying people out too.

If I were him I would still have some remorse about getting that Grenade tattooed on his neck, lol

County Mike
12-02-2009, 11:11 AM
If I were him I would still have some remorse about getting that Grenade tattooed on his neck, lol

Someone pulled the pin...


... and he exploded!

VCURamFan
12-02-2009, 04:29 PM
Someone pulled the pin...


... and he exploded!

...a little sooner than he wanted...:Whistle:

flo
12-02-2009, 05:03 PM
The whole thing is incredibly creepy but also sad. I guess some can handle the publicity and some self-destruct. I hope he can turn it around before it's too late.