rockdawg21
10-20-2009, 03:01 PM
I love this!
* If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
* If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels nobody should have one.
* If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
* If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
* If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks how to defeat his enemy.
* A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
* If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
* If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.
* If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
* Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
* If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks and act how to better his situation.
* A liberal demands somebody to take care of him.
* If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
* Liberals demand those they don't like to be shut down.
* If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
* A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
* If a conservative decides he needs health care, he shops for it, or may choose a job which provides it.
* A liberal demands the rest of us pay for his.
* If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
* If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels nobody should have one.
* If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
* If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.
* If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks how to defeat his enemy.
* A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
* If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
* If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.
* If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
* Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
* If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks and act how to better his situation.
* A liberal demands somebody to take care of him.
* If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
* Liberals demand those they don't like to be shut down.
* If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
* A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.
* If a conservative decides he needs health care, he shops for it, or may choose a job which provides it.
* A liberal demands the rest of us pay for his.