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Neezar
09-30-2009, 02:40 PM
This is TOO COOL!


YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH



Don't tell me your age; you'd probably lie anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!

YOUR AGE BY CHOCOLATE MATH


This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute .
Work this out as you read .
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.


1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)


2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator


5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
If you haven't, add 1758.

6.. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.



You should have a three digit number




The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).




The next two numbers are



YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)



THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2009) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

ChocolateCalculator

Bonnie
09-30-2009, 02:53 PM
It worked! :scared0011:

It did tell me how many times a week I want chocolate! :laugh:

rockdawg21
09-30-2009, 03:12 PM
It worked, but they also skewed it by using the numbers 1 through 10, so the only possible solution was that the statements would be correct.

My true answer for chocolate is 0, so it only worked because I chose "1".

Crisco
09-30-2009, 04:10 PM
It worked, but they also skewed it by using the numbers 1 through 10, so the only possible solution was that the statements would be correct.

My true answer for chocolate is 0, so it only worked because I chose "1".

just eat the ****ing chocolate

MattHughesRocks
09-30-2009, 04:25 PM
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e292/skysrock/Smileys/ohmy.gif

rockdawg21
09-30-2009, 05:33 PM
just eat the ****ing chocolate
But I don't want to each chocolate. It's overrated.

Crisco
09-30-2009, 06:07 PM
But I don't want to each chocolate. It's overrated.

heretic!

VCURamFan
09-30-2009, 06:18 PM
To be honest, I thought this might be a thread discussing Lisa Lampenelli's new book...:Whistle:

http://www.amazon.com/Chocolate-Please-Adventures-Food-Freaks/dp/0061733156/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1254334688&sr=8-1 :laugh:

Primadawn
09-30-2009, 06:34 PM
Either it didn't work for me or I can't do math.

VCURamFan
09-30-2009, 06:38 PM
Either it didn't work for me or I can't do math.
My vote!

MattHughesRocks
09-30-2009, 06:43 PM
Well it'll help if you quit lying about your age :laugh:

Either it didn't work for me or I can't do math.

County Mike
09-30-2009, 06:44 PM
I'd be impressed if it worked without factoring in your year of birth and whether or not you've had a birthday yet this year.

cubsfan47
10-01-2009, 12:28 PM
I don't see how this could work at all with women. They seem to have an especial need for chocolate. There's no way to plug infinity into the number of times per week. :laugh:

Primadawn
10-01-2009, 02:50 PM
Hmmm...forgot to carry the 1....

I think this test is crap though--number of times you want chocolate per week and it has to be LESS THAN 10???? Insanity!

Primadawn
10-01-2009, 02:50 PM
Well it'll help if you quit lying about your age :laugh:

No idea what you're talking about. I'll turn 29 next month. No shame in that! :laugh: