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rockdawg21
08-12-2009, 02:21 PM
A Muslim dies and finds himself before the pearly Gates. He is very excited, as all his life he has longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed. Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, he meets a man with a beard.

'Are you Mohammed?' he asks ..

'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up And he points to a ladder that rises into the clouds ..

Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, he climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man.

He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.

Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he continues to climb the ladder and, yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.

Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed? 'No, I am Jesus...You will find Mohammed higher up.

Mohammed higher than Jesus!
The poor man can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question:

'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps, as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing. 'No, my son. I am God. But you look exhausted..Would you like a coffee?'
'Yes, please, my Lord'

God looks behind him, claps his hands and calls out: 'Hey, Mohammed, two coffees!'

Crisco
08-12-2009, 03:05 PM
Not as funny as I thought it would be.

NateR
08-12-2009, 03:52 PM
Cute, but it's highly doubtful that Mohammed is going to be in Heaven. Barring some kind of deathbed confession, I don't think he made it.

Play The Man
08-12-2009, 05:38 PM
Dante had him in the eighth circle of hell, where his body was split from chin to "where one breaketh wind", and his entrails were hanging down between his legs.

Crisco
08-12-2009, 05:54 PM
Mohammed runs hell man.

Rev
08-12-2009, 07:09 PM
Mohammed runs hell man.
lol, I knew you were going to say that!!!:laugh: :laugh:

Crisco
08-12-2009, 07:19 PM
lol, I knew you were going to say that!!!:laugh: :laugh:

I know I can't resist sometimes lol.

I just wish he was never born... I think he's done more then any one single person to damn this planet in the eyes of God. Adam and Eve excluded of course because they where the all time greatest **** ups.

Tyburn
08-12-2009, 11:05 PM
Dante had him in the eighth circle of hell, where his body was split from chin to "where one breaketh wind", and his entrails were hanging down between his legs.
Infurno. Probably the Eighth Level of The Infurno :ninja:

Vizion
08-19-2009, 08:00 PM
Barring some kind of deathbed confession, I don't think he made it. you're funny even when you don't try to be :laugh: and i agree.