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matt hughes
06-18-2009, 12:37 AM
I got these poems in an email and I thought they were hilarious:

A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
One who'll pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
with big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****

MattHughesRocks
06-18-2009, 12:41 AM
Amen! :laugh:

Neezar
06-18-2009, 02:26 AM
:laugh: good stuff.

Primadawn
06-18-2009, 04:04 AM
When I was young, my uncle had a fridge magnet that said:

I've found the perfect woman
I shall never ask for more
She's deaf and mute and oversexed
And owns a liquor store.

:laugh:

Mac
06-18-2009, 04:09 AM
CLassic ha ha ha.


Reminds me of an old poem i once heard.


There once was a woman from Nizes
Who has T*ts of 2 different sizes ,
One was small it was nothing at all
And the other she used to win prizes. lol

MattHughesRocks
06-18-2009, 04:10 AM
:laugh:

When I was young, my uncle had a fridge magnet that said:

I've found the perfect woman
I shall never ask for more
She's deaf and mute and oversexed
And owns a liquor store.

:laugh:

VCURamFan
06-18-2009, 04:42 AM
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
with big boobs who owns a bar on a golf course
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a ****

Hahaha. I'm replacing my sig quote with this one, it's much funnier!!!

tHeFlOpSaYsFoLd
06-18-2009, 04:55 AM
LOL:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Llamafighter
06-18-2009, 12:49 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Never heard that one before!!!

Preach
06-18-2009, 01:30 PM
If you tinkle
when you sprinkle
Be a sweetie
and wipe the seatie

J.B.
06-18-2009, 06:24 PM
Jack and Jill went up the hill
each had a buck and a quarter
Jill came down with two fifty
They didn't go up for water

:laugh:

MattHughesRocks
06-18-2009, 06:44 PM
Now I lay me down to sleep....

Oh nevermind :ashamed:

J.B.
06-19-2009, 12:33 AM
Now I lay me down to sleep....

Oh nevermind :ashamed:

Not to change the subject....but I just notcied that your SIG kinda looks like one of those Valentines Day cards that kids give each other! :laugh:

You should make Matt Hughes Valentines day cards! :w00t:

Kids would love em'!!! :frantics: :laugh:

MattHughesRocks
06-19-2009, 05:37 AM
Nathan made it for me :ashamed:

:laugh:


Not to change the subject....but I just notcied that your SIG kinda looks like one of those Valentines Day cards that kids give each other! :laugh:

You should make Matt Hughes Valentines day cards! :w00t:

Kids would love em'!!! :frantics: :laugh:

VCURamFan
06-19-2009, 06:25 AM
Nathan made it for me :ashamed:

:laugh:Ahhhh, Nate sent you a Matt Hughes Valentine!!:happydancing: