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Josh
06-03-2009, 05:45 AM
I saw this on another forum. Basically you make a wish and whoever posts next has to grant you your wish but they ruin it in some way. Example: I wish I could be a UFC Fighter. Poster 2 "Granted but you are Matt Serra". Then poster 2 makes a wish only to have their dreams dashed by the next poster. So I will start it off.
I wish I was retired.

MattHughesRocks
06-03-2009, 06:05 AM
Granted...you are retired...but you'll die in three days.
I wished I was completely irresponsible...

Josh
06-03-2009, 06:20 AM
Granted...you are retired...but you'll die in three days.
I wished I was completely irresponsible...
Granted. But you're Barrack Obama.:frantics:
I wish I was on the beach in Hawaii.

matthughesfan21
06-03-2009, 06:27 AM
Granted. But you're Barrack Obama.:frantics:
I wish I was on the beach in Hawaii.granted, but one of the volcanoes is erupting onto the beach


I wish I won the lottery

NateR
06-03-2009, 06:27 AM
Granted. But you're Barrack Obama.:frantics:
I wish I was on the beach in Hawaii.

Granted. But a tsunami is headed your way.
I wish I had a hundred-million dollars.

NateR
06-03-2009, 06:28 AM
granted, but one of the volcanoes is erupting onto the beach


I wish I won the lottery

Granted. But so did 200 million other people that day, so you only get $0.32. :laugh:
I wish I had 100 million dollars.

MattHughesRocks
06-03-2009, 06:32 AM
Granted. But then you moved to Ca and got married...lost 50% in the divorce and taxes took up the rest leaving you completely broke.
I wished I had a husband :laugh:


Granted. But so did 200 million other people that day, so you only get $0.32. :laugh:
I wish I had 100 million dollars.

NateR
06-03-2009, 06:41 AM
Granted. But then you moved to Ca and got married...lost 50% in the divorce and taxes took up the rest leaving you completely broke.
I wished I had a husband :laugh:

Granted but it's Matt Serra.:tongue0011:

I wish for world peace.

MattHughesRocks
06-03-2009, 06:44 AM
Man your hateful :cry:

Wanna fight?

Granted but it's Matt Serra.:tongue0011:

I wish for world peace.

NateR
06-03-2009, 06:45 AM
Man your hateful :cry:

Wanna fight?

Hey, I could have said, "Granted, but he's a closet homo (aka Frank Trigg)" :laugh:

MattHughesRocks
06-03-2009, 06:49 AM
I'd take Trigg over Serra any ol day and I'm not even ashamed.I can always choke him out if he starts talking :laugh:

Hey, I could have said, "Granted, but he's a closet homo (aka Frank Trigg)" :laugh:

Tyburn
06-03-2009, 12:57 PM
Granted. But so did 200 million other people that day, so you only get $0.32. :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Josh
06-03-2009, 01:16 PM
Granted but it's Matt Serra.:tongue0011:

I wish for world peace.
Granted but now the world is overpopulated and you can only eat a half cup of rice a day.

Llamafighter
06-03-2009, 02:42 PM
Granted but it's Matt Serra.:tongue0011:

I wish for world peace.

Granted that World peace is on the planet Jupitar and you cannot survive it's gravitational pull or breath in it's atmosphere to enjoy it.

I wish I had the ability to fly

Crisco
06-03-2009, 03:00 PM
Triggs in the closet!?

NO WAY!?!

I thought he came out years ago.

Llamafighter
06-03-2009, 03:34 PM
Triggs in the closet!?

NO WAY!?!

I thought he came out years ago.

He'll say anything to get you in the sack. :w00t:


HI-OH!!!!!! ZINGA ZING ZING!

Crisco
06-03-2009, 03:43 PM
He'll say anything to get you in the sack. :w00t:


HI-OH!!!!!! ZINGA ZING ZING!

*cough* copyrite infringement *cough*

Trigg is definately a bottom.

MattHughesRocks
06-03-2009, 03:50 PM
Play or get out :angry:

Llamafighter
06-03-2009, 03:54 PM
Play or get out

:Whistle:


Granted that World peace is on the planet Jupitar and you cannot survive it's gravitational pull or breath in it's atmosphere to enjoy it.

I wish I had the ability to fly

MattHughesRocks
06-03-2009, 03:59 PM
You can fly....but now everyone can see up your dress :laugh:

I wished I had someone to cook and clean for me....


Granted that World peace is on the planet Jupitar and you cannot survive it's gravitational pull or breath in it's atmosphere to enjoy it.

I wish I had the ability to fly

Llamafighter
06-03-2009, 04:05 PM
You can fly....but now everyone can see up your dress :laugh:

I wished I had someone to cook and clean for me....

You do, but it's a homeless guy with no arms who does everything with is dirty calloused feet.

I wish I as a professional actor...

Mac
06-03-2009, 04:10 PM
You do, but it's a homeless guy with no arms who does everything with is dirty calloused feet.

I wish I as a professional actor...

Granted , you are very proffesional in your acting role . You are the guy in the dog food commercials that lets his beloved pet lick his face and lips , even though the dog just got done licking its balls. Your the best out there:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I wish i had my own hunting show.

Llamafighter
06-03-2009, 04:25 PM
Granted , you are very proffesional in your acting role . You are the guy in the dog food commercials that lets his beloved pet lick his face and lips , even though the dog just got done licking its balls. Your the best out there:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I wish i had my own hunting show.

Granted the show is "Hunting for Fashion Bargains" which you cohost with a transvestite named Frankchestra:laugh:

MattHughesRocks
06-03-2009, 04:34 PM
:happy0198: :happy0198: :happy0198:

Crisco
06-03-2009, 04:41 PM
Granted , you are very proffesional in your acting role . You are the guy in the dog food commercials that lets his beloved pet lick his face and lips , even though the dog just got done licking its balls. Your the best out there:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I wish i had my own hunting show.

Granted you have your own hunting show. Unfortunately, you are the prey and Matt and Mark Hughes are the hunters.

I wish I wasn't so damn attractive.

medic92
06-03-2009, 04:48 PM
I wish I wasn't so damn attractive.

Granted, but now for some strange reason you are absolutely irresistible to Richard Simmons and Mike Tyson.

I wish I was the drummer for Metallica.

Mac
06-03-2009, 05:00 PM
Granted, but now for some strange reason you are absolutely irresistible to Richard Simmons and Mike Tyson.

I wish I was the drummer for Metallica.


Granted , Only its a metallica cover band that shares the same name . They play all metallicas songs , only polka style . Big hit at the local nursing homes.

Primadawn
06-03-2009, 07:27 PM
Granted , Only its a metallica cover band that shares the same name . They play all metallicas songs , only polka style . Big hit at the local nursing homes.

You forgot to make another wish Mac!

MattHughesRocks
06-03-2009, 07:32 PM
Yeah hurry up Mac. We're all waitin' to crush your dream :laugh:

Josh
06-03-2009, 11:02 PM
I wish Mac would make a wish.

Mac
06-04-2009, 12:19 AM
ooops my bad.

I wish i had my car finished.

MattHughesRocks
06-04-2009, 12:38 AM
Granted but it's painted Barbie pink :laugh:

I wished I was in Paris with a hot french boyfriend :w00t:

ooops my bad.

I wish i had my car finished.

Primadawn
06-04-2009, 02:20 AM
Granted but it's painted Barbie pink :laugh:

I wished I was in Paris with a hot french boyfriend :w00t:

Granted, but he's someone else's hot french husband...

I wish I was 18 again..

MattHughesRocks
06-04-2009, 02:32 AM
Granted but you have herpes of the mouth now :laugh:

I'm done wishing :laugh:

Granted, but he's someone else's hot french husband...

I wish I was 18 again..

sasquatch
06-04-2009, 02:35 AM
Granted but you have herpes of the mouth now :laugh:

I'm done wishing :laugh:
I was gonna say "Granted, but you're a hundred and eight-teen."

I wish I had the strength of an olympic gymnast.

Jason 16
06-04-2009, 02:38 AM
I was gonna say "Granted, but you're a hundred and eight-teen."

I wish I had the strength of an olympic gymnast.

granted but all the roids shrunk your balls

I wish I was 21

sasquatch
06-04-2009, 03:00 AM
granted but all the roids shrunk your balls

I wish I was 21Granted, but you're living with your parents and have no clue of what you're gonna do in the future.

I wish the roids didn't shrink my balls.

Jason 16
06-04-2009, 03:42 AM
Granted, but you're living with your parents and have no clue of what you're gonna do in the future.

I wish the roids didn't shrink my balls.

I hate you (thats my older sister )

Granted but now you got aids from dirty needles .

I wish for my stupid router's nat setting to be fixed

Josh
06-04-2009, 07:56 AM
I hate you (thats my older sister )

Granted but now you got aids from dirty needles .

I wish for my stupid router's nat setting to be fixed
Granted but your neighbors Pitbull eats your fingers and you have to learn to play XBOX (I had to look that one up) with your toes.
I wish Dana would fight Fedor.

Llamafighter
06-04-2009, 01:22 PM
Granted but your neighbors Pitbull eats your fingers and you have to learn to play XBOX (I had to look that one up) with your toes.
I wish Dana would fight Fedor.

Granted, but after Fedor decapitates him with a left hook at the same time that Tito gets his own talk show and we're all talked to death.

I wish it were Friday

County Mike
06-04-2009, 02:23 PM
Granted, but after Fedor decapitates him with a left hook at the same time that Tito gets his own talk show and we're all talked to death.

I wish it were Friday

Granted but it's going to rain all weekend and finally clear up on Monday.

I wish all women liked FMF three ways.

Llamafighter
06-04-2009, 02:31 PM
Granted but it's going to rain all weekend and finally clear up on Monday.

I wish all women liked FMF three ways.

Granted but FMF stands for "Fecal Matter Fetish"

I wish I had super strength

Josh
06-04-2009, 03:58 PM
Granted but FMF stands for "Fecal Matter Fetish"

I wish I had super strength
Granted now you are an ant.
I wish I could jump twenty feet high.

Miss Foxy
06-04-2009, 04:08 PM
Granted now you are an ant.
I wish I could jump twenty feet high.
Wish granted, but too bad you outgrew your super MOON SHOE JUMPERs..
I wish I could feed the children around the globe..:wink:

Primadawn
06-04-2009, 05:04 PM
Wish granted, but too bad you outgrew your super MOON SHOE JUMPERs..
I wish I could feed the children around the globe..:wink:

Granted, but you have to feed them all by hand with one of those souvenir spoons!

I wish I lived closer to my friends.

Neezar
06-04-2009, 05:07 PM
Granted, but you have to feed them all by hand with one of those souvenir spoons!

I wish I lived closer to my friends.

Granted, but they all act like Rosie O'Donnell.


I wished I had a maid. :laugh:

Llamafighter
06-04-2009, 05:58 PM
Granted, but they all act like Rosie O'Donnell.


I wished I had a maid. :laugh:
Granted but she robs you blind

I wish I were the UFC MW champ

MattHughesRocks
06-04-2009, 06:19 PM
Granted but you have to fight Rich Franklin for the belt ( that's 5 rounds!) on your very first day:scared0011:

I wished I felt like doing all the things I need to do today:w00t:


Granted but she robs you blind

I wish I were the UFC MW champ

Jason 16
06-04-2009, 06:22 PM
Granted but she robs you blind

I wish I were the UFC MW champ
granted but you get Koed by Matt Serra

I wish my beagle was alive. (no matter how you answer this your an A hole)

Neezar
06-04-2009, 06:23 PM
granted but you get Koed by Matt Serra

I wish my beagle was alive. (no matter how you answer this your an A hole)

:laugh:

County Mike
06-04-2009, 06:32 PM
granted but you get Koed by Matt Serra

I wish my beagle was alive. (no matter how you answer this your an A hole)

Granted but it lives on a farm and is very happy. You just don't get to visit.

I wish women had to go topless all the time.

Llamafighter
06-04-2009, 06:35 PM
Granted but it lives on a farm and is very happy. You just don't get to visit.

I wish women had to go topless all the time.

Granted now there are just sets of legs walking around.

I wish I could go see Robbie's fight this weekend.

MattHughesRocks
06-04-2009, 07:12 PM
Granted but you have to do it by actually fighting him.

I wished I'd get up RIGHT NOW to run my errands.


I wish I could go see Robbie's fight this weekend.

Josh
06-05-2009, 04:02 AM
Granted but you have to do it by actually fighting him.

I wished I'd get up RIGHT NOW to run my errands.
Granted but you have been in that chair so long your back went out and that bag of Cheetos you ate will take a week to burn off.

Josh
06-08-2009, 06:06 AM
Granted but you have been in that chair so long your back went out and that bag of Cheetos you ate will take a week to burn off.
Oops. I guess I should make a wish. I wish I could find a cheap car to buy.

MattHughesRocks
06-08-2009, 06:09 AM
You will but it's the Flintstones mobile and you have to use your feet to move it.

I wish it was tommow 6:00 PM already.


Oops. I guess I should make a wish. I wish I could find a cheap car to buy.