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Llamafighter
04-01-2009, 04:07 PM
If you felt a chill this morning as you woke up today, what you felt was hell freezing over as it is rumored the UFC has signed a last minute deal to Keep the Huntington Beach Bad Boy Tito Ortiz back in the UFC fold. In a surprise twist in the ongoing Tito Ortiz vs. Dana White saga that has rivaled the drama of the Young and the Restless, it appears both sides felt like the UFC was the best place for the former UFC posterboy.


Both UFC president Dana White and Tito Ortiz have both thrown mud at each other in the press of late but apparently neither Tito Ortiz or Dana White were in the room to sign the dotted line when the rumored deal was struck. Instead, Zuffa owner Lorenzo Fertittita represented the UFC, and none other than Ortizís significant other Jenna Jameson stood in for Tito Ortiz! Both sides felt that if Tito Ortiz and Dana White were in the same room the deal would never have been done - and they were probably right.


In addition, one of the rumored stipulations of the deal will see Jenna Jameson be the ring girl for all three of the UFC bouts that Ortiz fights on! Jameson is the proud mother of twins in recent months but she is said to be in incredible shape and because the first fight on the deal is not expected to be until UFC 103 she will have until the fall to get herself into Octagon girl shape. Apparently the UFC was against this at first but conceded a deal where she will only work the three Ortiz fights on the three-fight deal, and not the entire card.


While it is too early for an opponent to be signed, the first opponent discussed was none other than Wanderlei Silva who is scheduled to be facing Rich Franklin in Germany at UFC 99. Silva has also gone on record as saying he is interested in trying his hand at the 185 but Silva may be interested in avenging his loss to Ortiz and the rematch could be one of a handful that could be intriguing for both sides considering many of Ortizís primetime match-ups have already been played out.


While no financial details of the deal are available, it is rumored that he will be getting less than the Chuck Liddell money that he was asking for, and closer to the amount that the UFC had been offering. Obviously one of the main reasons the UFC would be interested in bringing Ortiz back would be to keep him out of the hands of Strikerforce or Affliction - both of whom have shown an interest in bringing him into the fold. More as this develops.

Time will tell if this is an April Fool's joke.

Crisco
04-01-2009, 04:18 PM
lol might have bought it until the Jenna sillyness.


Source?

matthughesfan21
04-01-2009, 05:16 PM
thank god its an april fools joke, I've been enjoying his time away

Llamafighter
04-01-2009, 05:18 PM
thank god its an april fools joke, I've been enjoying his time away
I don't know that it is. it sounds like it but it was on a site that I can't find now. :ninja:

County Mike
04-01-2009, 05:23 PM
It's real and I'm glad. I like watching Tito fight.

KevinD
04-01-2009, 05:27 PM
It's real and I'm glad. I like watching Tito fight.


I thought you were going to say you wouldn't seeing Jenna as a ring girl...lol

County Mike
04-01-2009, 05:28 PM
If she really does up her makeup and stuff she might be passable. The current cage girls are better though.

KevinD
04-01-2009, 05:30 PM
If she really does up her makeup and stuff she might be passable. The current cage girls are better though.

no doubt they are better. even with makeup, it really wouldn't help her much

Llamafighter
04-01-2009, 05:30 PM
It's real and I'm glad. I like watching Tito fight.

I like watching him lose! if he comes back 100% (evidently all his losses happened due to injury). It will be interesting to see how he does.

Crisco
04-01-2009, 05:37 PM
I like watching him lose! if he comes back 100% (evidently all his losses happened due to injury). It will be interesting to see how he does.

Tito is extremely underrated bro I've said it for a long time.

I don't care for him to much as a person all the time but fun to watch.

He beat Rashad in my opinion and he could have beat Machida if he pushed the pace in their fight more.

rearnakedchoke
04-01-2009, 05:46 PM
Tito is extremely underrated bro I've said it for a long time.

I don't care for him to much as a person all the time but fun to watch.

He beat Rashad in my opinion and he could have beat Machida if he pushed the pace in their fight more.
That fight was on the other night and I didn't realize how close he was to finishing the triangle. But he didn't and thats how it goes ..

Llamafighter
04-01-2009, 05:46 PM
Tito is extremely underrated bro I've said it for a long time.

I don't care for him to much as a person all the time but fun to watch.

He beat Rashad in my opinion and he could have beat Machida if he pushed the pace in their fight more.

True/false ;)

Crisco
04-01-2009, 05:49 PM
True/false ;)

lol rewatch the fight buddy

Llamafighter
04-01-2009, 05:51 PM
lol rewatch the fight buddy

I agree with Rashad getting beat, but Tito tried to push the pace and kept getting caught by machida. machida had all the takedowns and twice the strikes landed.

Crisco
04-01-2009, 05:52 PM
I agree with Rashad getting beat, but Tito tried to push the pace and kept getting caught by machida. machida had all the takedowns and twice the strikes landed.

Tito was too scared to let his hands go. He was gassed in the third and didn't put it all on the line.

He's always had the skill in the octagon it's his heart that fails um.

Llamafighter
04-01-2009, 06:06 PM
Tito was too scared to let his hands go. He was gassed in the third and didn't put it all on the line.

He's always had the skill in the octagon it's his heart that fails um.

I'll agree with that:)

Just think we could see a rematch with Forrest. that would be cool to see Forrest beat him.

Miss Foxy
04-01-2009, 06:18 PM
Tito is extremely underrated bro I've said it for a long time.

I don't care for him to much as a person all the time but fun to watch.

He beat Rashad in my opinion and he could have beat Machida if he pushed the pace in their fight more.
Totally agree with your statement !!

Crisco
04-01-2009, 06:27 PM
Totally agree with your statement !! and I think your super hot and I would totally cheat on my man with you.


Thank you Melissa...

Llamafighter
04-01-2009, 07:06 PM
Thank you Melissa...

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

medic92
04-01-2009, 09:01 PM
I'll agree with that:)

Just think we could see a rematch with Forrest. that would be cool to see Forrest beat him AGAIN.

Fixed. :)

Llamafighter
04-01-2009, 09:06 PM
Fixed. :)

Hahaha! Thanks!

Tyburn
04-01-2009, 09:49 PM
So this isnt just an april fools joke :huh:

He's really back :ninja:

Vizion
04-01-2009, 11:03 PM
GOOD. I hope it's true, Tito, like him or hate him is an exciting fighter and a dynamic personality. I hope he does well.

matthughesfan21
04-01-2009, 11:08 PM
So this isnt just an april fools joke :huh:

He's really back :ninja:
dave, the lack of a source and the jenna jameson part should help out

Krupp
04-02-2009, 09:10 PM
You know, I might catch some flak for saying this, but I wouldn't mind seeing Tito back. All in all, he could be a decent gatekeeper now...and that's not too bad, considering what weight division he'd be in..

Crisco
04-02-2009, 09:13 PM
How come we haven't seen this on any of the news sites yet? Has anyone seen this anywhere official?

Vizion
04-02-2009, 09:30 PM
This was a joke...there is no news anywhere of this..:laugh: :angry: :tongue0011:

VCURamFan
04-02-2009, 11:40 PM
How come we haven't seen this on any of the news sites yet? Has anyone seen this anywhere official?Did you happen to notice the date of the firs post, Cris?:Whistle:

Spiritwalker
04-03-2009, 05:06 PM
Tito is extremely underrated bro I've said it for a long time.

I don't care for him to much as a person all the time but fun to watch.

He beat Rashad in my opinion and he could have beat Machida if he pushed the pace in their fight more.


But he was toooooooooo scaredddddddddd!!!!!:scared0011:

Spiritwalker
04-03-2009, 05:07 PM
Tito was too scared to let his hands go. He was gassed in the third and didn't put it all on the line.

He's always had the skill in the octagon it's his heart that fails um.


Ding Ding.....

That post has the ring of truth to it!!!!!