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Mac
03-28-2009, 04:21 PM
Man doesnt even look like the same guy , but mugshots will do that to a person . You know the old saying , a mugshot adds 10 pounds of meth to you !


http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009/03/27/omfg-shamwow-guy-shampows-a-prostitute-in-the-face/


OMFG: Shamwow Guy Shampows A Prostitute In The Face
By Michelle Collins

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/03/SHAMWOW-GUY.jpg

Recognize this guy? Look closer. NoÖ itís not Benicio Del ToroÖ nope, not Thomas Haden Church either (good guess though.) Picture the guy above in a neon polo, talking into a headset while wiping things up with a glorified ragÖ YES. THIS IS A MUGSHOT OF THE SHAMWOW GUY.

Vince Shlomi ó THE SHAMWOW GUY ó was arrested last month in Miami. See what had happened was he had paid a prostie $1,000 rag-bucks for sex. They started making out ó apparently, they had never seen Pretty Woman ó and thatís when the hooker in question bit his tongue and wouldnít let go. Vince had no other choice but to punch a prostitute in the face. Repeatedly. Both were arrested.

What kind of a world are we living in where an infomercial legend wearing pajamas and a Kohlís bomber jacket has to pay for sex? You know who probably never pays for sex? Billy Mays, thatís who. That guy is all class.

On a separate note, we wonder if Mr. Shlomi used a Shamwow to wipe away any blood/fingerprints/prostitute stains. Yet another great use for a fantastic product!

rockdawg21
03-28-2009, 04:23 PM
LOL, now that's funny!

NateR
03-28-2009, 04:40 PM
What kind of a world are we living in where an infomercial legend wearing pajamas and a Kohlís bomber jacket has to pay for sex?

:laugh:


You know who probably never pays for sex? Billy Mays, thatís who. That guy is all class.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Llamafighter
03-28-2009, 04:54 PM
...The harder they fall.

Bonnie
03-28-2009, 10:47 PM
I feel kind of bad for the guy. I mean with a name like Shlomi you know he had to be teased in school when he was a kid.

But, on a positive note, things could have been sooooo much worse... :Whistle:





$1,000... :huh: ...one profession seems to be thriving in today's economy. :rolleyes:

Primadawn
03-28-2009, 11:26 PM
$1000 and he had to KISS her first? :unsure:

Moose
03-29-2009, 01:38 AM
$1000 and he had to KISS her first? :unsure:

He was looking for the "girlfriend experience".

County Mike
03-29-2009, 03:47 PM
He should've absorbed the prostitute into the shamwow.

Vizion
03-29-2009, 04:04 PM
Who would want to kiss a skanky prostitute?? :sick:

(no offence to any skanky prostitutes on this board)

TexasRN
03-29-2009, 04:08 PM
(no offence to any skanky prostitutes on this board)


:unsure-1:


:laugh:


~Amy

Primadawn
03-29-2009, 06:09 PM
He should've absorbed the prostitute into the shamwow.

"Are you followin' me camera guy?"

:laugh:

Moose
03-29-2009, 08:09 PM
Who would want to kiss a skanky prostitute?? :sick:

(no offence to any skanky prostitutes on this board)

They actually charge you!?:huh:

NateR
04-24-2009, 08:49 PM
Well, I guess it wasn't a fake story. Although it's possible that some law enforcement person might have lost their job for releasing these photos:

WARNING: some of these are pretty graphic:

http://www.2dorks.com/gallery/2009/0409-shamwow2/index.shtml

http://www.2dorks.com/gallery/2009/0330-shamwow/index.shtml

Miss Foxy
04-24-2009, 09:13 PM
Who would want to kiss a skanky prostitute?? :sick:

(no offence to any skanky prostitutes on this board)
None taken.. J/k... Yeah isnt that a rule of thumb don't kiss em?!!:laugh:

MattHughesRocks
04-24-2009, 11:52 PM
Just hose them off and they'll be fine. I'm just glad to see they were using condoms :w00t:


Well, I guess it wasn't a fake story. Although it's possible that some law enforcement person might have lost their job for releasing these photos:

WARNING: some of these are pretty graphic:

http://www.2dorks.com/gallery/2009/0409-shamwow2/index.shtml

http://www.2dorks.com/gallery/2009/0330-shamwow/index.shtml

J.B.
04-25-2009, 12:27 AM
That mugshot looks like something out of "Faces of Meth".

cubsfan47
04-25-2009, 01:25 PM
To think I was planning to clean my kitchen using a shamwow this morning! What will I do?:laugh: