One mess shamwow cant clean up lol.

[Mac]

Man doesnt even look like the same guy , but mugshots will do that to a person . You know the old saying , a mugshot adds 10 pounds of meth to you !


http://www.bestweekever.tv/2009/03/27/omfg-shamwow-guy-shampows-a-prostitute-in-the-face/


OMFG: Shamwow Guy Shampows A Prostitute In The Face
By Michelle Collins

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/03/SHAMWOW-GUY.jpg

Recognize this guy? Look closer. No… it’s not Benicio Del Toro… nope, not Thomas Haden Church either (good guess though.) Picture the guy above in a neon polo, talking into a headset while wiping things up with a glorified rag… YES. THIS IS A MUGSHOT OF THE SHAMWOW GUY.

Vince Shlomi — THE SHAMWOW GUY — was arrested last month in Miami. See what had happened was he had paid a prostie $1,000 rag-bucks for sex. They started making out — apparently, they had never seen Pretty Woman — and that’s when the hooker in question bit his tongue and wouldn’t let go. Vince had no other choice but to punch a prostitute in the face. Repeatedly. Both were arrested.

What kind of a world are we living in where an infomercial legend wearing pajamas and a Kohl’s bomber jacket has to pay for sex? You know who probably never pays for sex? Billy Mays, that’s who. That guy is all class.

On a separate note, we wonder if Mr. Shlomi used a Shamwow to wipe away any blood/fingerprints/prostitute stains. Yet another great use for a fantastic product!

[rockdawg21]

LOL, now that's funny!

[NateR]

What kind of a world are we living in where an infomercial legend wearing pajamas and a Kohl’s bomber jacket has to pay for sex?

:laugh:


You know who probably never pays for sex? Billy Mays, that’s who. That guy is all class.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Llamafighter]

...The harder they fall.

[Bonnie]

I feel kind of bad for the guy. I mean with a name like Shlomi you know he had to be teased in school when he was a kid.

But, on a positive note, things could have been sooooo much worse... :Whistle:





$1,000... :huh: ...one profession seems to be thriving in today's economy. :rolleyes:

[Primadawn]

$1000 and he had to KISS her first? :unsure:

[Moose]

$1000 and he had to KISS her first? :unsure:

He was looking for the "girlfriend experience".

[County Mike]

He should've absorbed the prostitute into the shamwow.

[Vizion]

Who would want to kiss a skanky prostitute?? :sick:

(no offence to any skanky prostitutes on this board)

[TexasRN]

(no offence to any skanky prostitutes on this board)


:unsure-1:


:laugh:


~Amy

[Primadawn]

He should've absorbed the prostitute into the shamwow.

"Are you followin' me camera guy?"

:laugh:

[Moose]

Who would want to kiss a skanky prostitute?? :sick:

(no offence to any skanky prostitutes on this board)

They actually charge you!?:huh:

[NateR]

Well, I guess it wasn't a fake story. Although it's possible that some law enforcement person might have lost their job for releasing these photos:

WARNING: some of these are pretty graphic:

http://www.2dorks.com/gallery/2009/0409-shamwow2/index.shtml

http://www.2dorks.com/gallery/2009/0330-shamwow/index.shtml

[Miss Foxy]

Who would want to kiss a skanky prostitute?? :sick:

(no offence to any skanky prostitutes on this board)
None taken.. J/k... Yeah isnt that a rule of thumb don't kiss em?!!:laugh:

[MattHughesRocks]

Just hose them off and they'll be fine. I'm just glad to see they were using condoms :w00t:


Well, I guess it wasn't a fake story. Although it's possible that some law enforcement person might have lost their job for releasing these photos:

WARNING: some of these are pretty graphic:

http://www.2dorks.com/gallery/2009/0409-shamwow2/index.shtml

http://www.2dorks.com/gallery/2009/0330-shamwow/index.shtml

[J.B.]

That mugshot looks like something out of "Faces of Meth".

[cubsfan47]

To think I was planning to clean my kitchen using a shamwow this morning! What will I do?:laugh: